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by Urist
Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:56 pm
Forum: Fan Works
Topic: [Wolf329] Fanart - Charge of the blue platoon
Replies: 184
Views: 2682131

Re: [Wolf329] Fanart - Charge of the blue platoon

...did you really draw that just for the sake of hilarious innuendo?

Bravo.
by Urist
Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:11 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Page 224: Optimistic Way Of Looking At Things
Replies: 51
Views: 509457

Re: Page 224: Optimistic Way Of Looking At Things

If the Umiak are filling the compartment with near-pure oxygen, then that by itself is extremely explosive and just the slightest spark would make for a very big boom. Now, while I would normally assume that an 'ordnance storage facility' would be like an internal magazine that was a good ways away ...
by Urist
Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:24 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Page 224: Optimistic Way Of Looking At Things
Replies: 51
Views: 509457

Re: Page 224: Optimistic Way Of Looking At Things

Always glad to get a new page! Question, though: What makes the Loroi think that the Umiak wouldn't investigate anything about one of their ships in the formation suddenly ceasing to follow orders/keep formation? I could see if, say, Tempo was on the radio doing her best Han Solo "We're all good dow...
by Urist
Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:16 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Well, they're in a compartment full of explosives. Creating a lot of holes, real quick, isn't going to be much of a challenge!
by Urist
Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:13 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Interesting question. Given that the hypderdrive system described for Outsider works as an essentially 'ballistic' course after the ship jumps, and that *staying* precisely on that course is very important, I'd imagine that much would depend on just how energetically one ejected anything out of the ...
by Urist
Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:26 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Incidentally, every time I read "Loroi Union" I picture Tempo, Fireblade, Beryl, Reed, and the rest standing around, wearing high-visibility vests and leaning on their shovels while Cloud digs a trench. Loroi Union work.jpg Stillstorm: <This is really the most efficient way to accomplish this task?>...
by Urist
Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:00 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Loroi are usually left-handed. Therefore, keep in mind while we all ponder just *who* destroyed the Bellarmine that while the Umiak are alien and inscrutable... the Loroi are Sinister.

:mrgreen:
by Urist
Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:34 pm
Forum: Fan Works
Topic: [Wolf329] Fanart - Charge of the blue platoon
Replies: 184
Views: 2682131

Re: [Wolf329] Fanart - Charge of the blue platoon

Well, I'm late enough to this forum that 90% of the links in this thread don't work no more.

But what I have seen is excellent! It's especially neat (for a non-artist like me) to be able to see sequential WIP works, to get a sense for exactly how an artist creates the final image.
by Urist
Wed Nov 22, 2023 3:26 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Admittedly, most lawyer jokes require cultural backgrounds to work that just aren't present in the Outsider setting. But some still can fit. For example: Fireblade: <What do you call twenty dead Umiak at the bottom of a cliff? 'A good start!'> -- Anyways, here's a more original one. Doranzer Mazil (...
by Urist
Thu Nov 16, 2023 4:36 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

True, and it's also possible that there's not really Umiak 'children,' either; if they're vat-grown or the like and popped out only when they're ready to do the job they were grown for, they'd likely be fully-formed adults by the time you'd ever see them outside of such a facility. Likewise, from wh...
by Urist
Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:40 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Cone Art and Trench Art and Outsider Setting
Replies: 11
Views: 47144

Re: Cone Art and Trench Art and Outsider Setting

I definitely do like the idea of an Umiak cruiser with "To Deinar by Christmas National-day Celebration" scrawled across the hull. Makes for a nice distinction from the usual sci-fi default of "aliens that look like arthropods/'bugs' are borderline-eusocial at best and have no individual flavor."
by Urist
Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:27 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

I figure that repurposing a lot of 'lawyer jokes' into 'Fireblade laughs at Umiak suffering' jokes fits relatively well. Also, I suspect that Loroi PTSD hits like an absolute *truck*, so perhaps it's for the best that she can deflect it into heroic-comedic sociopathy.
by Urist
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:35 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Outsider humor thread
Replies: 188
Views: 923973

Re: Outsider humor thread

Why are the Mizol, who specialize in TK precision fine enough to pinch off nerves and blood vessels, categorized as "Intelligence Agents?" Because they target hearts & minds! -- One night in the shuttle, Alex wakes up screaming. What terrible nightmare had he had? Fireblade: "I see you're finally aw...