Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:16 am
Q: What do you call it when Fireblade is having a fun day?
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A: The Great Umiak Massacre.
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A: The handgun has only one trigger.
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Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:18 am
Q: What is the difference between Fireblade and a handgun?
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:28 am
Beryl: <query how know you when Alex speaking smart>
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Fireblade: <first words "Loroi says to me">
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:06 pm
Alex speaking always smartsKeklas Rekobah wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:28 amBeryl: <query how know you when Alex speaking smart>SpoilerShowFireblade: <first words "Loroi says to me">
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 11:20 am
How do you discipline an ill-mannered Loroi?
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Beat some sense into her!
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:14 pm
I don't get that one.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 11:25 pm
That's because it's not a joke.
Sarah, Miyuki and Fatima were talking about educating their husbands.
"I told my husband that he had to wash and iron his own laundry from now on. First week, I saw nothing. Second week, I still saw nothing. Third week he finally started doing it because he had no clean clothes left. I now have that extra time to play Farmville," Sarah said.
"Well, I told my husband that he would have to cook dinner from now on. First day, I saw nothing. Second day, I still saw nothing, but on the third day, he began cooking dinner because he was starving. That gives me more time to spend his money doing online shopping," Miyuki said.
"I told my husband that he had to buy the groceries from now on. First day, I saw nothing. Second day, I still saw nothing. Third day, I could see a bit with my left eye again because the swelling began to subside," Fatima said.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 3:28 am
Well…… damn. I suddenly feel depressed.G. Janssen wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 11:25 pmThat's because it's not a joke.
Sarah, Miyuki and Fatima were talking about educating their husbands.
"I told my husband that he had to wash and iron his own laundry from now on. First week, I saw nothing. Second week, I still saw nothing. Third week he finally started doing it because he had no clean clothes left. I now have that extra time to play Farmville," Sarah said.
"Well, I told my husband that he would have to cook dinner from now on. First day, I saw nothing. Second day, I still saw nothing, but on the third day, he began cooking dinner because he was starving. That gives me more time to spend his money doing online shopping," Miyuki said.
"I told my husband that he had to buy the groceries from now on. First day, I saw nothing. Second day, I still saw nothing. Third day, I could see a bit with my left eye again because the swelling began to subside," Fatima said.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 9:03 pm
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 3:18 am
Ooooooooh… cancer boat.G. Janssen wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 9:03 pmIs it because we don't get your joke or because you identify yourself with the first and second husband in mine?
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 8:14 pm
Sorry guys, but still not laughing.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 3:39 pm
Lori dont tell chuck norris jokes. they have Fireblade ones instead..
Fireblades sanza is so strong, she can reach around the world and smack the back of her own head..
Fireblades sanza is so strong, she can reach around the world and smack the back of her own head..
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 3:37 pm
Fireblade is like Google. Wrong questions will give hits.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 3:20 am
Slightly offtopic since it doesn´t apply to the outsiderverse, but i had to chuckle when i saw it:
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 12:04 pm
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 12:07 pm
Here is some more inscrutable Loroi humor:
What is the one thing an insane Loroi is good at making?
What is the one thing an insane Loroi is good at making?
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No sense
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2023 2:46 pm
How do you civilize a Nissek?
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Teach it to eat tofu.
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:42 pm
Oh, that poor Nissek!
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:35 pm
Why are the Mizol, who specialize in TK precision fine enough to pinch off nerves and blood vessels, categorized as "Intelligence Agents?"
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One night in the shuttle, Alex wakes up screaming. What terrible nightmare had he had?
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Sitting apart from the group, Fireblade gazes 1000 yards off into the distance, a single tear running down her cheek.
Tempo: <A memory troubles you, Leinnol?>
Fireblade: <This boarding action reminded me of one of my earliest missions in the War. A true tragedy, that one. My raiding squadron infiltrated a Umiak system and blew past its defenders, leaving only death and destruction in our wake. I was assigned to board and inspect a destroyed Umiak freighter. It turned out to be full of Umiak civilians fleeing the system, all dead by depressurization. The cargo holds were full, the bridge was full, the engineering spaces were full. Umiaks of all ages, dead and curled up in agony.> A second tear joins the first, and she wipes them away with a trembling hand.
Tempo: <...Such empathy is impress—>
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Because they target hearts & minds!
One night in the shuttle, Alex wakes up screaming. What terrible nightmare had he had?
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Fireblade: "I see you're finally awake."
Sitting apart from the group, Fireblade gazes 1000 yards off into the distance, a single tear running down her cheek.
Tempo: <A memory troubles you, Leinnol?>
Fireblade: <This boarding action reminded me of one of my earliest missions in the War. A true tragedy, that one. My raiding squadron infiltrated a Umiak system and blew past its defenders, leaving only death and destruction in our wake. I was assigned to board and inspect a destroyed Umiak freighter. It turned out to be full of Umiak civilians fleeing the system, all dead by depressurization. The cargo holds were full, the bridge was full, the engineering spaces were full. Umiaks of all ages, dead and curled up in agony.> A second tear joins the first, and she wipes them away with a trembling hand.
Tempo: <...Such empathy is impress—>
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Fireblade: <But the worst part was, the hangar was empty!>
Re: Outsider humor thread
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:57 pm
That last one was dark af!Urist wrote: ↑Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:35 pmWhy are the Mizol, who specialize in TK precision fine enough to pinch off nerves and blood vessels, categorized as "Intelligence Agents?"
--SpoilerShowBecause they target hearts & minds!
One night in the shuttle, Alex wakes up screaming. What terrible nightmare had he had?
--SpoilerShowFireblade: "I see you're finally awake."
Sitting apart from the group, Fireblade gazes 1000 yards off into the distance, a single tear running down her cheek.
Tempo: <A memory troubles you, Leinnol?>
Fireblade: <This boarding action reminded me of one of my earliest missions in the War. A true tragedy, that one. My raiding squadron infiltrated a Umiak system and blew past its defenders, leaving only death and destruction in our wake. I was assigned to board and inspect a destroyed Umiak freighter. It turned out to be full of Umiak civilians fleeing the system, all dead by depressurization. The cargo holds were full, the bridge was full, the engineering spaces were full. Umiaks of all ages, dead and curled up in agony.> A second tear joins the first, and she wipes them away with a trembling hand.
Tempo: <...Such empathy is impress—>
SpoilerShowFireblade: <But the worst part was, the hangar was empty!>
But still funny!