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I had thought of how bad looking Outsider movie could be, if we forget some minor facts & details and pump it full of machismo & patrionism propaganda.
So I wan't your suggestions in same spirit as with "Fool's World Map".

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my friend i say this out of Love and Friendship. Talking about any lack of up dates is taboo, in jest or not. and if you make Arioch mad just remember there are fans of this comic who can and will FIND you.... just saying.

bunnyboy wrote:So I wan't your suggestions in same spirit as with "Fool's World Map".

Fool´s World Map? Reminds me of this one: And i second Codius: Don´t mention the updates! Never!

Trantor, you forgot to write 'Commies' on Yurop. Also, where's our Go-Away cannons? We might get infected with foreigners otherwise.

Absalom wrote:Trantor, you forgot to write 'Commies' on Yurop.

That´s not "my" map. That´s "your´s".

But what would be "our" version of Outsider?

I suggest that Hamilton needs big respectable moustaches.

He have also right hairstyle, but his chin could be little bigger.

bunnyboy wrote:But what would be "our" version of Outsider?

I suggest that Hamilton needs big respectable moustaches.

He have also right hairstyle, but his chin could be little bigger.

Uh, Adolf and Josef. What kind of parody is this? Splatter?

Oh, and it seems that we´re the villains... Hm. So the elves are going to exterminate us.

Must...resist... Gah, screw it. Death by SnuSnu anyone?

Adolf? If you mean the one, his smear of black wax is feeble excuse of manly hair.

I did select Stalin only because of his moustaches and hair style, and that he can play very well old respectable army man.
Burt Reynold have good whiskers too, but somehow I can't fit him on to genre.

And splatter is good. But with him as our Alexander, do you agree?

Win. Too easy.

Trantor wrote:And why "commies"?

Because obviously everywhere east of the USA is communist . What do you mean 'it loops around'?

bunnyboy wrote:But what would be "our" version of Outsider?

I suggest that Hamilton needs big respectable moustaches.

He have also right hairstyle, but his chin could be little bigger.

Actually, his mustache is still a little too small, better to make it 1.5 to 3 times as large. That's the right shape, though. Now, what about his hat?

bunnyboy wrote: And splatter is good. But with him as our Alexander, do you agree?

That would make the shortest story ever...

Chuck...ermm. "Alexander" subjugates all the Loroi and Umiak, and returns to Earth trimphant. The End.

TrashMan wrote:That would make the shortest story ever...

I don't wan't that. Have a better sugestion?

bunnyboy wrote:

TrashMan wrote:That would make the shortest story ever...

I don't wan't that. Have a better sugestion?

Use Chuck as "deus ex macchina". A dramatic climax to the end, everything is at stake, and then - Roundhouse-KABOOM!

on the subject of mustachios....
http://thismight.be/offensive/uploads/2 ... stache.jpg
'nuff said.

bunnyboy wrote:

TrashMan wrote:That would make the shortest story ever...

I don't wan't that. Have a better sugestion?

http://www.nsfw-comix.com/nsfw074.htm

So, it's a adult movie then? Not bad choice. Sex enterprice are always the first to adapt and fastest in production.
But that means, we can't send any graphical materia here.

We have the mens now, so who we get for Kirkland, Walker and Lorois?

Adult comedy. But yes.

Who better to portray Alex than Manly Man(tm)?


As for Loroi...hm.. One could outsource thir role to anime elves. They usually come in strange (hair) colors anyway.

Sigourney Waever for Walker.

For Ellen....hmm....got to think on that

TrashMan wrote:As for Loroi...hm.. One could outsource thir role to anime elves. They usually come in strange (hair) colors anyway.

For Fireblade see here.