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by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:36 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

I personally see the human worlds as being a sort of escape zone for Loroi who are unhappy living in their own society, not unlike the number of people on Earth who leave their countries because they don't feel like they are on the right track. Human worlds will have plenty of opportunity for Loroi...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:16 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

We'll find out their opinions once they get on the Internet. Unless the ITU has seized control and neutered it in the name of protecting corporate and religious interests the Loroi will be able to find out EXACTLY what goes on in our heads. Loroi 1: "Hmmm, search for 'Loroi'" Loroi 2: "OK, lots of ...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:13 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

I agree with you, but; 1) I doubt many human women find vibrators physically attractive, they serve a different purpose. 2) You make a great point. Given the difficulties of star travel it is not as though piles of Loroi women will flock to humanity for stimulation. I think it would be more of an u...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:39 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

If access to males and thus the pleasure of having sex more often than once in a blue moon (no pun intended) is indeed one of the 'perks' of belonging to higher social castes, then easy access to human males (assuming they're indeed attractive enough to Loroi; from what Beryl had said I gather they...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

TRAITOR! PROSTITUTING OUR WORLDS TO THE ALIENS MAY YOUR PENIS FREEZE AND FALL OF! :twisted: ALL HAIL HUMAN DOMINANCE ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF MAN! :twisted: :D That made me laugh. If I am not mistaken Alex and the Bellarmine's mission was to prostitute our worlds and species to whichever alien overl...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:02 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

bunnyboy wrote:
Jericho wrote:MAY YOUR PENIS FREEZE AND FALL OF!
Loroi are perhaps cool blooded to us, but that is ridiculous.
I know but it would be funny :D.

Squeak squeak squeak pop.

Human: OMG i just came off! :o

Loroi: Is that a bad thing. :?

Human IT'S HORRIBLE. :shock:
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:37 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

I am not terribly familiar with Loroi government, but I imagine that they are mostly females of the species and have more opportunities to enjoy the ministrations of male mates due to their status. If this is the case, though they might be more traditionally minded and resistant to change there are...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:56 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

Now serious question time! How would human culture affect the loroi? Especially our liberal standards on sex (Presumably). I wonder if human pornographic media would be interested in hiring loroi "actresses" (who am i kidding of course they would). If so would loroi females be interested? They don't...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:34 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

Coming soon to a theater near you (for Human consumption only): "I Married a Mizol!" Alex (Human Actor) and Tempo (Loroi Actress) are young diplomats who's superiors decide they should get married in order to improve Loroi-Human relations. With much trepidation and low expectations, they go through...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:59 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

fredgiblet wrote:But here's the thing, if they ignore it then they lose their mystique, they aren't as special anymore. If they investigate they may find something that can give them that back.
Cough Cough "Telepathy" Cough.
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:02 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

Near certainty. The Loroi and our own handlers would be stupid to not create Loroi celebrities in our culture and the value of a "marriage" in that field would be immense. It won't happen right away obviously, but that Loroi action star marrying the studly pop singer? Oh yes, it's going to happen s...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:47 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

Too late, we are talking to them. The Loroi will have a presence in our systems, they will have to since the Umiak are likely to run into us in the near future. At minimum we'll have a small task force, likely we'll have that task force plus a constant trickle of cargo ships going all over the plac...
by Jericho
Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:48 am
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Serious question
Replies: 8
Views: 9159

Re: Serious question

Where exactly does the lightbulb joke originate from?
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:04 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Insider, Updates
Replies: 251
Views: 146388

Re: Insider, Updates

Just one thing about the delrias and morat.

How do they sound?

When i think about their voice i keep hearing some rather raspy and snorting sound in my head or something along the like of a gruffer and more bulky turian voice.
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:21 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

This is ignoring the fact that some Loroi have psychokinesis ( which does have some uses in espionage -floating portable computers out the door or window, grabbing trusted personnel from a distance, et cetera. And it can be used in interrogation as well- "Please stop spinning me around! I'll tell y...
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:55 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

There is a lot more to espionage than just covert infiltration of enemy territory during war. How, for example, do the Loroi keep an eye on their allies? They presumably have a diplomatic and economic presence in allied territory (other than the Historian's, anyway) Can (non-Human) non-telepaths te...
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:38 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

... Do you WANT to be known as a place that makes cool stuff and has EXTREMELY strange sexual media? I think Germany is already pretty wll known for their tech and weird sex (Two girls one ahem) On the other side German engineers invented a machine that electroshocks bed-wetters while they sleep. I...
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:25 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

Yes. And they´re so different from us. Oh, wait... And there will be traitors, be sure. Yes they are quite different from us. Or do you propose otherwise? And traitors... really? What would they offer us that would convince anyone that it's a good idea to jepordise their nations future, their caree...
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:18 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

I wonder how good Loroi are at espionage when they can't use telepathy. They're neither better or worse of than any other race. Espionage relies on ones ability to infiltrate an enemy society without detection. For aliens of different nations this is damn near impossible. Telepathy is the only viab...
by Jericho
Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:37 pm
Forum: Outsider Discussion
Topic: Loroi sexuality
Replies: 259
Views: 140096

Re: Loroi sexuality

First: Keeping a secret is way easier than obtaining the truth. If you don't want them to find out then don't talk to them. Hahaha. As if there´s nothing like espionage and traitors. As i said in the very same piece that you conviently ignored they aren't that effective. A spies efficiency is deter...