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Victor_D
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How many Loroi does it take to change a lightbulb?

Can't find an answer anywhere. I've thought about it and so far I've come up with:

"Four. A Listel to observe there is no light in the room, a Soroin to hold the new lightbulb, a Teidar to levitate the table to the ceiling, and a Mizol to ask the Historians which way to screw."


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Loroi retort: How many Terrans does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> "Eighty - to crew a scout ship sent out on a mission of alien contact in order to find out what a lightbulb is."

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How many Umiak does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> Umiak don't change lightbulbs! The door of the room is sealed after building, so residents can't get new one. It is their mistake to use faulty lightbulb, so they stay in dark.
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What do you call an obese loroi?

A blue whale. ;)
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How many Historian it take to change a lightbulb?

Fool historian ARE lightbulb!

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Where exactly does the lightbulb joke originate from?
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Victor_D wrote:How many Loroi does it take to change a lightbulb?

Can't find an answer anywhere. I've thought about it and so far I've come up with:

"Four. A Listel to observe there is no light in the room, a Soroin to hold the new lightbulb, a Teidar to levitate the table to the ceiling, and a Mizol to ask the Historians which way to screw."


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Loroi retort: How many Terrans does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> "Eighty - to crew a scout ship sent out on a mission of alien contact in order to find out what a lightbulb is."

;)
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Jericho wrote:What do you call an obese loroi?

A blue whale. ;)
If a blue whale is an obese female Loroi, what is a sperm whale? :) :ugeek:

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Victor_D wrote:If a blue whale is an obese female Loroi, what is a sperm whale? :) :ugeek:
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What did the Umiak say to the Loroi?

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