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Serious question

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:03 am
by Victor_D
How many Loroi does it take to change a lightbulb?

Can't find an answer anywhere. I've thought about it and so far I've come up with:

"Four. A Listel to observe there is no light in the room, a Soroin to hold the new lightbulb, a Teidar to levitate the table to the ceiling, and a Mizol to ask the Historians which way to screw."


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Loroi retort: How many Terrans does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> "Eighty - to crew a scout ship sent out on a mission of alien contact in order to find out what a lightbulb is."

;)

Re: Serious question

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:19 am
by bunnyboy
How many Umiak does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> Umiak don't change lightbulbs! The door of the room is sealed after building, so residents can't get new one. It is their mistake to use faulty lightbulb, so they stay in dark.

Re: Serious question

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:26 am
by Jericho
What do you call an obese loroi?

A blue whale. ;)

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:02 am
by Karst45
How many Historian it take to change a lightbulb?

Fool historian ARE lightbulb!

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:48 am
by Jericho
Where exactly does the lightbulb joke originate from?

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:57 am
by sunphoenix
Victor_D wrote:How many Loroi does it take to change a lightbulb?

Can't find an answer anywhere. I've thought about it and so far I've come up with:

"Four. A Listel to observe there is no light in the room, a Soroin to hold the new lightbulb, a Teidar to levitate the table to the ceiling, and a Mizol to ask the Historians which way to screw."


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Loroi retort: How many Terrans does it take to change a lightbulb?

-> "Eighty - to crew a scout ship sent out on a mission of alien contact in order to find out what a lightbulb is."

;)
...uhm. I wouldn't mind showing 'Tempo' how to screw!

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:38 am
by Victor_D
Jericho wrote:What do you call an obese loroi?

A blue whale. ;)
If a blue whale is an obese female Loroi, what is a sperm whale? :) :ugeek:

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:39 am
by fredgiblet
Victor_D wrote:If a blue whale is an obese female Loroi, what is a sperm whale? :) :ugeek:
Alex, when he gets out of the shuttle.

Re: Serious question

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:41 am
by VictorValor
What did the Umiak say to the Loroi?

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