sunphoenix wrote:Also... could someone link Fireblade's GURPS sheet... I have forgotten where to find it?
Sprawl63 wrote:Huh, "Bad reputation." Wonder whats that about.
Loroi are kind of bastards as far as most of the galaxy is concerned. They've committed xenocide twice, they are militaristic, expansionist and they aren't terribly good at interpersonal stuff with non-Loroi. So basically not a lot of people are going to like the species in general.
Ktrain wrote:NOOOOOOO! Not my Deep Fried Bacon Stuffed Cheese Flavored Corn Puffs!
Leave that to the pro! (real thing start at about 2:35 min)
Funny to not only make a Video, but a whole channel with this stuff.
25 Years ago we used pizzas as bottom and top, and filled them with Chilli con Carne and Gyros.
Arioch wrote:....Rickrolled on my own forum! Oh, the humanity!
Hehe. Lucky me, this Vid is banned in germany. Srsly. (Copyrightviolation-act)
DevilDalek wrote:Hmm, wonder if they ever found something like kindles or data pads, or just anything that might have music, songs, recreational material on for Alex, and something for him to keep his diary in..
Some crew member's sordid stash of digitized elf... Let's just hope/assume personal materials were thoroughly searched/approved prior to the Scout Corps mission. Though judging by that thing he is holding he could attempt to bounce/juggle it.
Oh Lord... Say, Arioch, how would Loroi react if they did fond some crewmembers elf p0rn?
TrashMan wrote:Oh Lord... Say, Arioch, how would Loroi react if they did fond some crewmembers elf p0rn?
My guess would be mild confusion, after all if there was a sub-race of humans with pointed ears why didn't he mention it earlier?
A) Sheer confusion and perhaps researchers using the data to prank each other.
B) Unfathomable confusion followed by a piqued interest in the new "diplomat" Let the stalking commence.
C) Most likely:
Oh Lord... Say, Arioch, how would Loroi react if they did fond some crewmembers elf p0rn?
I think Beryl will be forced to watch it all, organize the archive, make the translation to show that for the higher officers, Alex will be invited to the show for comment on.
Hm, I pity Beryl but I want to see that!
TrashMan wrote:
Oh Lord... Say, Arioch, how would Loroi react if they did fond some crewmembers elf p0rn?
I would foresee Alex being asked some embarrassing questions by Beryl about human mating customs....again. He should be glad it was just the elf porn and not something worse, like say, an archive of 4chan.
That would be cause for extermination. At least with the elf porn, Alex could make a case for humanity's planets becoming "resort" worlds for some R&R for all those war weary military caste members.....
In the future I expect them to have almost photorealistic digital elf porn, commonly available to all via download.
But wouldn't Alex object if he found out Beryl had been going through Ellen's 4.2 terabytes of Elrond/Legolas videos?
Respect for the dead and all.
(And would Legolas still look like Orlando Bloom and Elrond still be Hugo Weaving, or would they have used other templates for their extreme-fidelity high-def digital elf porn?)
Also:
"Is this... common behavior among males of your kind?
"I... uh..." "Is this why you asked if there were any male Loroi aboard?"
"Oh sweet Jesus, no."
Being on a critical diplomatic mission, I'm going to assume that any sensitive data on the Bellarmine (including personal "literature") will be encrypted. So it's very unlikely that the Loroi will be able to view anything that Alex doesn't intentionally show them.